Apatow: I Feel Like I’ve Been ‘Raped’ by Trump

Hollywood comedy guru Judd Apatow took on President Donald Trump, his wife Melania, and their son Barron over the weekend in an obscenity-laced stand-up routine.

Apatow, the writer-director who launched Lena Dunham’s career and co-created HBO’s Girls, began his comedy set by describing his feelings about Trump’s election and his presidency.

When Trump was elected, Apatow said, according to the Daily Beast, he felt like “a person about to get raped, but I didn’t know how bad it would be.” Now that Trump is president, “I feel like I’ve just been raped and I just don’t know if I’m going to get murdered.”

The comic’s crude comments came Saturday night at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles during Pete Homles’ stand-up tour to promote his new HBO series Crashing, which Apatow executive produced.

Later, he aimed his on-stage insults toward the first family.

Playing on reports that Melania Trump plans to move into the White House after Barron completes the school year in New York City, Apatow said. “That’s pretty bad.”

“I mean, think about it: Hillary Clinton didn’t move out of the White House and her husband got a blowjob in it,” Apatow joked. “Every day she’s not in the White House is a day she’s not getting f*cked by Donald Trump. Wouldn’t you stay away?”

Then Apatow used Barron Trump to pan the president.

“He f*cking gets it,” he said of the 10-year-old Trump. “You ever see the look on his face when Trump’s talking? People are like, ‘Is there something wrong with him?’ No! He knows his dad’s a f*cking asshole!”


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source: http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/02/20/director-judd-apatow-trumps-election-feel-like-ive-just-raped/

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  • charles

    apatow what you feel is your own head up your but.

    • crustyone

      He even looks like he had his head up it. His breath is probably the giveaway.

  • John Last

    I bet he never had it that good, poor girly-boy.

  • Mr. Lips

    Who cares what this pathetic little man with no life thinks. Who the F**K cares. He has no power or influence on any of us so he can go to hell.

  • JC

    What you have is the American people telling your kind that we are going to go in another direction—and that direction is definitely not your direction—so live with it or leave our country

  • william couch


  • dw

    aw he thinks he matters….

  • onyxtiger

    Comedy guru? Are you kidding me?! Never heard of him. Doubtful if he’s at all funny.
    I don’t listen to him or any other of the snowflakes since NONE of them have an IQ above room temperature.

    • lrr1

      I’ve never heard of him either. Just another moron that needs to move out of our country.

  • ted towny

    Never heard of this guy, he can’t be much to anybody, maybe him and Obama had FTB relationship?

  • R Parten

    Must be one of George Soros’s jesters!Not funny!

    • crustyone

      Apatow is probably Soros’ serviceman.

  • Seb

    Sing to the tune of amazing grace…most everyone knows it..all I did was change the Lyrics ,

    Amazing grace ! How sweet the sound
    That saved America for me
    I once was lost but Trump I found
    Was blind but now I see !
    T’was Obama who taught my heart to fear
    And Trump my fears relived
    T’was grace who appeared on election night
    The hour I first believed.

    T’s grace who will guide
    ‘Trump you’ll see
    To keep his promises to me .
    Amazing Grace , how sweet the sound
    My Country’s coming back to me !
    Make America Great Again!

    • BBB


  • This guy is as deranged as a f _ _ _ ed monkey.

  • peter Pirzadeh

    This guy, a total loser, who is still looking for recognition, is like one of the s….t bubbles rising up from a 55 gallon can of turd. You know, this bubble is the kind that reached the top and bursted.

  • Batbear

    I looked up “Apatow” in the Miscreantan Language dictionary. And it means, (as an adjective): “not funny, uncreative, lacking in all of the substantive qualities which divide man from the lower animals;” (as a noun): “Asexual Mammalian deviant; hominid which seeks coitus with family members or other deviants;” (as a verb): “One who attempts to speak his fondest wishes into reality.” I think that the last noun pretty much explains his motivation for such a remark.

  • Kadok

    How would you know what you feel? Did someone tell you how you feel? They must have, you’re not smart enough to know how you feel on your own. But here is how I feel…. If I wanted any crap out of you I would unscrew your head and dip it out!

  • Dr. Mike Reeder

    Mr Apatow, you are an Apetow! Look it up, you will be amazed! This is the first family you are talking about either show some respect or get the hell out of our country.

    • crustyone

      Apatow must be a synonym for pedo since he made a comment about President Trump’s son.

    • lrr1

      And I second it. You sound like a moron that we don’t want in our country. You are an embarrassment to us, at least most of us. I don’t know about your Hollywood friends. I’m sure they only pretend to like you. People as myself has no use for your kind at all. Dr. Reeder, I’m 100% in agreement with you.

  • Niko

    I have good act for that scumbucket. How about I shove my size 14 shoe up his ass ,then pull the laces out of his mouth then use them to hang him with. Certainly not a comedy act but to some I am sure it will have them reeling and applauding!!!!!

  • ironbiker

    and this guy is what?president of his own clown club…

  • Warren

    Well Judud If you had done the same thing to obama or hillary this back & forth would be taking place at a Seance with Woopie speaking for you !!

    • crustyone

      I thought his name was Jug as in jogochit.

  • joe moore

    apatow-shove your commentary up your ass. just another wannabe egotist. noone cares what you say. go join the rest of your cockroaches in lala land.

  • ronkuk

    you sound like a pervert , i bet your mom and dad are very proud of you . it appears to me that you would be the part that screws onto a ladies douche bag , like the nozzle you are a sick phuck ..

  • MeWynne

    There are probably some total idiot leftists who think this horrible man is funny – but where is the leftist son-called “feminist” outrage against him for minimizing the horror of rape! He should be accosted in public, BY THE LEFT “FEMINISTS” , the way some Trump supporters have been while just minding their own business.

  • MeWynne

    Love all the comments by those of you who looked up his name in dictionary.

  • crustyone

    This whining Hollywood weirdo probably didn’t know who “raped” him as he willing bent over for any other weirdo who may have come along.

  • mrbgibs

    Funny how these GUTLESS SCUM HOLLYWOOD A HOLES have no problem attacking President Trump and his family, a woman and a 10 year old boy, they must be so Proud of Themselves, and yet OHDUMBASS, his Baboon looking wife and two DEAD BEAT DAUGHTERS, Milked this country for every free ride they could get, WHY, These people are Black and everyone knows when if comes to the Hollywood SCUM CROWD (NO BLACK A** SHAL GO UNKISSED

  • lrr1

    What a filthy, filthy man. No morals at all.

  • Molon Labe

    Never heard of this lowlife A$$! Probably an illegal!

  • Dr. Bill

    Surely you could find something more newsworthy than covering this loser, regardless of what he has to say. He has just demonstrated his lack of intellect with his obscene, but mindless and ignorant comments. One can only hope that he gets a chance someday to actually get raped so he can make a truly informed statement on the subject.

  • Sam

    Apatow needs to find a BRAIN before he starts talking. Its obvious Apatow can’t even recognize childhood behavior of a ten year old in the public eye for the first time in his life. Apatow is so self- centered he has to call attention to unfounded (FAKE) statements in an attempt to bolster his own kind of SELFISH EGO WHILE tearing down other people. Apatow needs a shrink but my patient calendar is full of folks with REAL ISSUES. Adios, Apatow! You are Loco!

  • Shelton Barefoot

    You are an absolute idiot, Donald Trump is an Angel compared to you.

  • Warren

    A Mountain Gorilla wouldn’t Rape your ugly A$$ would toss you over to the old Blind Gorilla

  • stonecold621

    well GOOD! youre getting a taste of what the american people endured after eight years of obummer.

    and i hope you and hollywierd continue to get raped ‘deliverance-style’ by reump for the next eight years as comeuppance

  • Jaron Gant Joyner

    I really wish people would leave Barron Trump out of your-Converations.People that Pick-On a Young kid-Theyre Worst than-“Disgusting”-Infact I’m Not real sure there is one-Bad-Enough for People like you-I don’t Find you “Funny”-At all-So surprised you Can make a Living.

  • Richard Oswald

    Hey,Apatow clean your own door step before cleaning anyone else’s ….a liberal fool from Hollywood

  • Dennis B Anderson

    Imagine a writer who can make up his own reality to suit him himself. The problem is someone bought it! Ill bet late at night he can become Red Butler and save Tera with his own ending. like SHANE or PALE RIDER. 15 minutes of fame and he to will be GONE WITH THE WIND! Holly weird windage saved by FOX 5s Bob Beckel what a sack of drug addict / alcoholic ramblings. He says the left will stand behind Oprah & George Clooney and put them in office? Its time to rethink a reality show when its awash in rainbow colors. Come back Shane, Come back preacher. They are living on the wrong continent to be talking their smack try IRAN. We have a president now and he has done more in his short time than Obama did in his 8 year tenure.
    I will praise god when hes finally under ground with his administration. Theres plenty of room at Gitmo now! Take away Obamas muslim name and give him a ficticious one WALTER MITTY!

  • dogtrainer1

    Hey, buddy boy. If you hate our President, I would advise that you shut the Hell up and move to a Country which better suites you! I for one am beyond sick of listening to you and your whinny compatriots. You will not only be doing yourself and your fellow snowflakes a favor, you would make those of us that actually work for a living quite content!

  • The Redman

    Yep. trump-ah-hump all dem stupid white-folks who voted him in. hahahahahahahahaah

  • Ed

    This does not deserve the dignity of publication. The A–hole is a true slime-ball and nothing he can say is worth listening to. Give him a one-way ticket to any one of the 7 Muslim countries on President Trump’s ban list. Bet he come crawling and pleading back with a different attitude.

  • BBB

    Disgusting Asshole disrespects our president and his family. He wouldn’t do that to Obamas because then he would be Racist. There would be riots in the streets. Well This is Reverse Discrimination. He’s a White president so nothing is off the table. Yes he is White and he is rich and he gets No credit for putting his life on hold and trying to get our country growing again. We the working middleclass voted him in that position because he is our hope for jobs and security. We didn’t vote for him because of his color as many did 8 yrs ago. We didn’t look at that. We believe in him and will stand with him, and after a 30 days + of this Trump Bashing I am fed up with you disrespectful Racist assholes that think since he is not black he is fair game. The only reason this keeps going on is exactly that white people have become fair game since Obama’s time and it has to STOP. Pres Trump won for a reason so now it’s time to Stop the Bashing and get some respect for the position and wait your turn.

  • vaquero711

    What ? ” new HBO series Crashing ” …. Good to know . Another one NOT TO WATCH . I did cancel my membership with leftists HBO long time ago .

  • susan

    what ever!!!!!!you can’t fix stupid!!!!!!

  • Curtis Bartley Jr

    You are a total ass hole leave that man’s son alone or you might get something up your butt it will be something to blow your mind.

  • joleenworden

    The logical question might be how does Judd know what it feels like to be raped? However Judd, as one from the “Greatest Generation” of Americans, I do truly think what you need is a good whipping and a heavy dose of common sense. All the spoiled brat crybabies of your generation need to stop the temper tantrums. There are winners and losers in every election and this is not all about you. The over the top hysteria accomplishes nothing. As a famous Democrat John Kennedy once said “Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country.” Trump has made a huge sacrifice to serve his country after Obama tried to destroy it. He will gain nothing financially unlike the Obamas did. Shut up and give him a chance to improve things.

  • jaybird

    How would he know unless he has really been raped? Stay outta the gay bars.